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sábado, 2 de janeiro de 2010

Mulher faz previsões para 2010 atirando vegetais para o ar!

Mystic Jemima Packington has forecast that Gordon Brown will be ousted in the general election while she also predicts the economy will continue on a slow burn.

Miss Packington, who claims to be the country's first asparamancer, makes her forecasts by throwing the vegetable in the air and analysing how it lands.
"Readings vary. Sometimes it will be absolutely instantaneous and other times it takes a little bit of interpretation," she said.
"Some leap out at you and others take a little bit longer."
She also believes that England will fare poorly in South Africa and crash out in the first or second round.
But she has predicted that Britain will experience an extended heatwave this summer.
Other forecasts she has made include a royal engagement and a high profile royal health scare or death.
In showbusiness, she also predicts George Clooney and Helen Mirren will win Oscars in 2010.

Thus far her predictions have been correct. She correctly identified the names and order of housemates that would be evicted from Big Brother 2008 - the only fortune teller to do so out of four clairvoyants.

"My great aunt reads tea leaves and one lunch she time threw some asparagus on the floor and I made some comments about the way it fell and my family went silent and they think that my great aunt's gifts followed through to me because whatever I said came true."

5 comentários:

  1. Há maluquinhos para tudo!

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  2. Bom, mas não sei se reparaste mas aqui a nossa "bruxa", advinhou que George Clooney e Helen Mirren iam ganhar os Oscares... disso vou estar à espera...

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  3. Isso realmente é fácil de se descobrir...
    Mas acho que não são os principais candidatos, para já! Aliás, Helen Mirren nem estoua ver por qual filme será nomeada.
    Vamos ver!

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  4. Quê faz previsões a atirar espargos pro ar? lol vá lá se fossem tomates muito maduros queria ver depois quem limpava a porcaria! mas é outra lunática no fim de contas!

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  5. Quê faz previsões a atirar espargos pro ar? lol vá lá se fossem tomates muito maduros queria ver depois quem limpava a porcaria! mas é outra lunática no fim de contas!

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