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sexta-feira, 6 de agosto de 2010

Padres Malucos!

Todos sabemos que a actual igreja Católica leva dias difíceis devido aos imensos casos de pedofilia um pouco em todo o mundo... mas hoje apresento vos Padres de outras religiões que (apesar de não tão grave, mas talvez mais cómica) decidiram colocar a sua religião um pouco mal vista...


Padre diz que dizer palavrões é bom, e devemos de fazer mais vezes pois era assim que Jesus falava:

The Norman church, has stood for hundreds of years in the tranquil village of Burghill, in countryside surrounded by apple and pear orchards.
However, its vicar, who used to work in the East End of London, is urging parishoners to move aggresively into the modern age - by swearing more.
Reverend Michael Land, 67, said Christians needed to adopt swearing in their everyday language because it is how Jesus would have spoken.
He said too many people put Jesus "on a pedestal" and failed to realise that he was poor, relatively uneducated and preferred not to mix with the elite of his day.
He added that the Church risked becoming out of touch with ordinary people if its clergy did not become "streetwise" and failed to use earthy language.

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Padre dá a comunhão a um... Cão!

The priest gave the Host – considered by Christians to represent the body of Jesus Christ – to an Alsatian cross called Trapper.
St Peter's Anglican Church in Toronto has since been deluged complaints from Christians all over Canada.
Donald Keith, the dog's owner, said he had taken his pet to the church because he had been told animals were welcome.
He said that because he was newcomer the vicar invited him up in person to receive communion.
"The minister welcomed me and said come up and take communion, and Trapper came up with me and the minister gave him communion as well," said Mr Keith.
"Then he bent his head and said a little prayer," Mr Keith said.
"I thought it was a nice way to welcome me into the church," he said. "I thought it was acceptable." He added: "There was an old lady in the front just beaming when she saw this.

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3 comentários:

  1. Apesar de serem os dois feitos de boas intenções e justificadas, aqui se demonstra que algumas pessoas não servem para padres, pois a sua obrigação é seguir o mais possível "à letra" as suas obrigações, e estes digamos que tem muita imaginação... talvez a mais...

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  2. lol bem duas história invulgares... a primeira, bem pelo que li, controvérsias à parte, há quem concorde com o homem... não tarda andam-se ai todos a insultar uns aos outros... já não parece mal!

    A do cãozinho receber a benção do padre, acho que sim! se a igreja respeita todos os seres vivos, fez um bom gesto! vou levar a minha gatinha à missa um dia destes a ver se tem a mesma sorte!

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  3. A tua gata é pecadora... só se fosse para lá para se confessar! ah ah ah

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